Dutch game shows rule

I wish someone could translate what is being spoken on the screen

Sarah Palin does not care about context

Story here.

Palin pardoning the Turkey, followed by interview excerpt (bowdlerized by MSNBC)



Full length interview



1. The butcher is totally mugging for the camera.

2. Does the Alaska Governor's office have a PR division? If yes, could they not suggest the pardoning be carried out over at the Governor's house (similar to the White House pardon)?

3. The chyron writer in MSNBC should be given a pat, better still, a raise.

4. Sarah Palin obviously does not believe in sugar-coating. Good for her!

5. Sarah Palin needs to get the tic in her left eye checked out.

6. Sarah Palin is still hot. She was truly VPILF material. It is a small consolation that she is still a GILF (G = Governor). We were robbed, both of a VPILF and a FLILF. :(

The apparatus behind Palin is known as a killing cone.

Word of the day

Stupidiom (n.): A word that has worked its way into the dictionary through

	1) common misuse

	2) the hesitancy/cowardice/unwillingness of dictionary editors to challenge the utterings of the ignorant.

Synonyms: Ignologism, Ignomineologism, Moronicon

Inspiration.

What is so great about being a grown-up?

Funniest line I read all day

...when you're grown up...you don't have to worry about finding a girlfriend and how to do things with her because you have a wife and children.

And also grow a moustache.

Maradona creates Havoc

Background here.

Obama National Anthem

Have to give credit to Glenn Beck. I think he is a moron but this is pretty funny:



Original:

If Obama had lost

Yeah yeah its not for Obama but for this guy.

Truth in Advertising

Funniest tech support question ever

Topic : Pictures automatically attach to e-mail?

Some selected excerpts

Please help! I took my husband's i-phone and found a raunchy picture of him attached to an e-mail to a woman in his sent e-mail file (a Yahoo account). When I approached him about this (I think that he is cheating on me) he admitted that he took the picture but says that he never sent it to anyone. He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store and they told him that it is an i-phone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent. Has anyone ever heard of this happening? The future of my marriage depends on this answer!
-- Susan042764

Images don't automatically attach to emails.

I hope you and your husband can work things out though.
-- Tamara

Susan, it's most DEFINITELY a glitch. I've had it happen several times on my phone, as have my coworkers who use iPhones.

The reason the answers here have been so skeptical is just how rare photo use is with the iPhone, as well as the apps installed on the phone that would cause this. It has to be under very UNUSUAL circumstances that it can happen--yet it can and does frequently.

Please ignore any of the "troll" answers you're getting causing you grief. (You can find a definition of troll at www.urbandictionary.com )

Hopefully, this bug will be resolved in the next firmware update.
-- erikislame

I feel bad for Susan, but I am morbidly curious of what the picture looks like and the end results of her findings. I must not be the only one who is wondering about that.
-- eldeecee

Well, if you must know ... it was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure. (I'm trying to remain G-rated here.) It's such a good shot that one must wonder if he actually practiced it a few times before getting it right!

Add that picture to the late night phone calls and some other miscellaneous texts and e-mails that I found ... and this is not the first woman ... and let's just say that my atty is working on the divorce complaint.

Nonetheless, I wanted to remain open to the possibility that it was all some big mistake (I think that he is the big mistake) and thank everyone who provided input on this discussion.
-- Susan042764

think your marriage has a glitch :)
-- dedhero0

Veracity of the complaint is undetermined. News item here.

God Trumps

The New Humanist comes up with a great card game:



Hopefully the Sikhs, Jains, Shintoists, Taoists and others not represented above will not take offence at their absence.

Now to get some card stock and print these cards and start the game. I trust Martin Rowson won't be threatened by the likes of these



Above picture from the Daily Mail.

The Boys took a beating on that one

You could hear him

Great Expectations?

Hope and Change

Subsidies for who?

Freudian slip

Metaphor Alert?

Background

A Pirate scores a goal

The pirate is Daryl Coleman scoring the consolation goal for Ryman League Chipstead as they lost to Torquay 4-1 in the FA Cup. He was booked for the celebration.